Why do metal keyboardists always look exactly like a metal keyboardist? Like… you all know exactly which one in this photo I’m talking about, too, right? Tell me I’m wrong.
I don’t even know what band this is, or if they even have a keyboardist. But that one’s definitely the keyboardist.
If you mean the second from the right then you might be onto something otherwise we have to run more tests.
It’s the one in the back, unless they have a second keyboardist.
Tim Minchins metal era
I thought it was the guy on the left for looking too much like Rick Wakeman.
Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”
Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”
Folks*. And yes, dying for a cup.
Or music videos. Forests look more badass than some warehouses and when your budget is low, use the scenery around you.
That’s a very long album title.
I’ve heard they’re looking into introducing a natural predator to help keep the populations in check.
I don’t think hiphop producers are native to this biome, they need more sun and concrete to survive.
We’re using an aggressive breeding program, crispr, ablnd cutting edge lysenkoist techniques to solve this problem.
Edit: turns out all the rap producers we buried together in permafrost are dead now. Maybe not deep enough, will try again later.
I also feel that Finnish Barbers often go wanting for work.
I wanna be a Finnish park ranger
A park ranger’s job is never Finnish.
