Looking at this photo made me shit my pants
Ah yes, the Billie Irish
Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.
I’ll try most things once.
Wait… Am I a dude bro now?
You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it
Where do I sign for my dirt bike?
(I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)
This is a crime.
I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.
Guinster
Monnness
That’s if you float the green part on top.
Gunster.
I was thinking Boggy Suicide.
If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car
Mee likey!
You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol
Even paint chips taste better than Guinness
They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.
What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…
My heart hurts just looking at that.
I vomited yesterday looking at this today.
Irish weeping noises
Just more drinking?
Guinster or nothing.
Cursed stout snakebite
OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.
I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol
Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design
The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!
