Sure they are Trump. Sure they are.
I’m sure there’s a lot of squawking from the ambassadors from Heard Island and McDonald Islands but that would be about it.
This is not happening. What a dumb shit.
- Canada and Mexico arent.
- EU just announced reciprocating tarrifs.
- China basically told him to go fuck himself.
- Vietnam and Thailand haven’t even responded yet.
- Taiwan is sort of stuck here and haven’t responded yet.
- Singapore said they plan on boycotting US goods like Canada if there are further tarrifs.
That’s where all the US shit comes from for the most part, so this is Trump trying to look big and strong after a major fuck up.
The usual retelling of “Big man, strong man, he came to me, tears in his eyes…”
“These people all come to me, dicks in their hands, BEGGING to remove the tarrifs. What a beautiful word, TARIFFS, I love it. These guys are all weak, but I’m so strong. They’re all stupid, I’m smart. They’re literally rimming my asshole to get rid of these tarrifs…”
Meanwhile, literally every country has their own press releases saying nobody is answering the phone at the White House, or saying they’ve already responded with heavier tarrifs.
What an absolute fucking moron.
I said recently that this wasn’t the real crash…
https://lemmy.world/post/27872765/16284527
This ain’t even the big crash yet.
That happens when Trump finally caves and removes his tarrifs, and everyone else just shrugs and leaves theirs on.
It’s obvious as fuck, but so was what happened last week. We’ll see a small bounce as he announces his are being removed, then shit gets real
We’re halfway there.
I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious to everyone…
Kicking, Donald. The word is kicking, not kissing.
Just the fact that he said it indicates that it never happened. He is one of the worst liars I have ever heard.
My uncle was a trumper and a bullshit artist. The similarities between the two were terrifying. But one thing that awarded me was knowing straight away that trump is never to be taken at his word. You know when he is just saying what he thinks he wants people to hear while trying to sound like a tough guy.
When someone speaks so frequently in hyperbole, you know they are trying to fool you.
It’s just sloppy AI translation error.
It should be “smelling”.
Unfortunately, his dumb fuck followers, some of whom might have broken with him over everything getting way more expensive, will totally buy that it worked.
Why is your ass bleeding, then? lube was made in china? can’t afford it.
The mental image no one needs rn
Proof please?
Many people are saying it, believe me.
Great people. The best people.
Oh really? Great - show us all the new fantastic trades we’ll be getting to make everything cheaper “day 1” err… any day now!
What an insecure little tyrant.
And fuck the entire congress for sitting on their hands during this dumpsterfire.
