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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    18 days ago

    “Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”

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      18 days ago

      Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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        18 days ago

        Big horny

  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk
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    It’s just a less charming version of this

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      17 days ago

      Whatever this is is not charming.

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      17 days ago

      I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon

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    18 days ago

    Wait until they discover the hookah water cooled robot smoker

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    ‘robot’ is just older version of ‘ai’

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    My first thought was: this is a hookah.

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      17 days ago

      you know about hookah?

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        Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It’s mostly a young person thing, but yeah…not an uncommon thing around here at least.

        • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world
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          actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs

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        17 days ago

        Is it supposed to be a secret?

        • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world
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          no its just an south east asian thing and I never thought people across the world would know about it

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            There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.

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            I had a hookah when i was a teenager like 20 years ago

      • itkovian@lemmy.world
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        I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.

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          ohhh rare to see indians, thats why I asked… Hi fellow indian!!

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            Yeah it is pretty rare.

      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        Hookah? I hardly know her

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        Of course! Saw one last night!

  • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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    If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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      God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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      • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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        Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking

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      Two tubes one butt?

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        This is the way.

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      I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this ‘tandem’ and just having two sets of 'single’s ?

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        The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing

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    They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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    Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.

    Fuck I could go for hookah…

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    Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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      Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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        Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!

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      That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?

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    Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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    Automatic butt ejector.

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    Autocancer-inator

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    Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.

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    And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep

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    I’d hit that

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