FYI Neofetch dev already escaped the matrix.
Farming, really? A man of your talents?
You know, dirt cleans off a lot easier than blood, Quintus.
Fun fact! The Roman emperor Diocletian abdicated the throne after he stabilised the Roman empire after the Crisis of the Third Century. He retired to his villa in what is now Croatia to grow cabbages. This was an unprecedented move — typically an emperor served for the rest of their life and/or were violently overthrown. However, it took only a few years for the peace that Diocletian had established to begin to crumble into civil war again; when his friends and colleagues beseeched him to return to stabilise things, he was reported to have said “If only you knew the peace and tranquility I gain from tending and growing my cabbages, you would understand the impossibility of such a request!”[1][2]
I sincerely wish Dylan a life of as much peace and tranquility as the MVP ex-emperor Diocletian.
[1]: I don’t remember the source of this particular translation, but the original source for this is Epitome de Caesaribus 39.6
[2]: A different translation of the same line is “If you could show the cabbage that I planted with my own hands to your emperor, he definitely wouldn’t dare suggest that I replace the peace and happiness of this place with the storms of a never-satisfied greed.”. I prefer this one, because it makes it sound like he was disproportionately proud of his cabbages rather than just glad to be away from the shitstorm of Roman politics. However, the one I actually used fit the sentiment of my comment better.
n.b. I am not a Historian, just a scientist whose late best friend was a Historian, and thus I am morally obligated to use what he taught me to make shitposts.
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After you’ve dealt with enough end users, farming is glorious. And a lot more complicated than you would think.
To be honest. Being a carpenter or someone who has an orchard seems amazing to me.
Bro is like thanos at the beginning of endgame.
For years I have been one foot into the engineer turned goose farmer meme, with the other foot left in my normal job.
It works alright! I don’t worry about work while at home in my suburban zoo, and when I’m at work I am not dying to get the hell out of there like I remember being several years ago.
I used to write bash scripts that probably should have been Python. Now I have 6 geese and other birds.
Sweet.
Mine are dogs, turtles, and fish.
I only have two dogs. I’m not quite sure how many cats there are But I think including the fosters are somewhere around a dozen. Sometimes it feels like my property is just a frog and toad sanctuary.
pywal, too? Wtf?
Whaaaat??? So bummed to get bad news from memes
Debian has fastfetch now. Neofetch is properly dead.
Add to your .bashrc:
alias neofetch=fastfetchYou’re welcome :)
But they are using zsh.
.zshrc, then :)
fastfetch -c neofetchDidnt even know it was dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Its still in the freeBSD repos.
Crabfetch better
Let me guess. It’s neofetch but rust.
more like fastfetch but rust, but yes.
rust is the doom of software
Isn’t DOOM the doom of software?
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Petition to rename “neofetch” to “gammelfetch”, as it’s no longer neo.
It’s still in the AUR though: https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/neofetch
With or without a RAT?
Pssst, what is neofetch and fastfetch?
Neofetch is the precursor to Fastfetch, Neofetch eventually became unmaintained which birthed Fastfetch a fork of Neofetch.
Essentially it’s a CLI tool to quickly list out system specifications, you can change what it lists with a config file.
Here is their GitHub - https://github.com/fastfetch-cli/fastfetch
I replaced it with Hyfetch awhile back since that was the one that was already in the Ubuntu Noble repos.
still using neofetch, no plans to change 🤷♀️
Forgive me, but doesn’t
yay -S neofetchdo the thing still?Just did that today
For all who may not realize, neofetch has a modern replacement: fastfetch
