This is the sort of comment that no one believes but I’m OK with that.
The night before I left for boot camp, I had not one but two longtime female friends throw themselves at me, within less than an hour of each other. I slept with neither of them, didn’t do more than kiss either of them, but we’re talking sudden, “OK, what is she-oh wow ok-5 minutes go by” kind of kisses. I’d known one of them since the first grade.
Now, here’s the part where you stop formulating your accusations of implausible humblebrag and it becomes relatable to OP. 😁
YEARS, and by years I mean DECADES of my life passed before I considered the possibility that it was anything other than “we’re probably not going to see each other again after this, let me give him a treat to remember me by.”
And let me tell you, when that sort of realization hits you decades later, it’s on a whole 'nother level.
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Probably tongue.
There was quite a surprising amount of that, I have to admit.
Sad Answer: I’m 30 years too late to find out!
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Yes yes, thank you Mx. wet blanket. I think by now I have that part of living down.
How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach
You good bro?
Obviously not.
Go get some help OP, that isn’t a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn’t a funny joke either.
It’s the original quote from the first time I saw this meme, chill lol
lmfao
Just because she’s being flirty doesn’t mean she’s into you
And it’s not fun to turn down someone like that
If they’re interested they’re going to have to ask
in writing and notarized to make sure there’ s no miscommunicationNot today, CIA.
So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.
OP, I don’t think you ever saw my sister’s best friend in highschool.
Who is she?
It’s an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn’t post much anymore, but she’s still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)
Holy shit it’s 2005
Yeah, I think she’s about 20
Wow that’s hot 🥵
friend of my sister. In all the times we had conversations I had to struggle to look at her face. For some reason my focus was always lower
