PORNHUB
It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
Censoring “porn” with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse
Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):
cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.
No, but it’s kind of funny for ride who know…
FFmpeg doesn’t deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There’s a reason it’s practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.
Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.
what will you do? edit the meme template?
Removed by mod
This would have taken two minutes in Photoshop or even MSPaint.
Ew
FFmpreg
Finally! I am not the only rotten mind
I think I am like the fourth person to make that joke ITT
F/F/Mpreg
If I’m gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head
The people doing this will be the first to go in the purge
My ass read this as mpreg for a second
Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.
Cloud X sonic mpreg even
I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
That’s the rust version
Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else
Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.
Agreed
in some states and I guess the UK it is.
and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wronghalfmost the time.These are arguments to refuse censorship much harder, not to comply.
Final Fantasy Mpreg
I’m actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it’s not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me…
maybe I’m missing out because I don’t watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it’s a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.
- no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
- buffering is efficient and quick
- subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
- can change volume and resolution
- can be judged by community with a non-karma system
- little to no algorithm or AI slop
- can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
- peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
- privacy friendly
- can download, usable offline
- none of that copyright bullshit
In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.
pornhub is p2p?
I think he was answering the question “how good does a video player need to be?”, because many of those points don’t apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper
tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)
For what it’s worth, PH is better than YT in most regards now, I feel.
Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the “waveform” thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.
Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That’s just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.
TikTok doesn’t even let you scrub, at all.
Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.
Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.
It needs to work
Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space
youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said
Technically at least YouTube shorts and other short video formats run on people who try to grab attention to market their onlyfans.
Though FFmpeg is not really a project ‘thanklessly maintained by one person’ (anymore).
I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.
The Internet was made for it ig.
To be fair that should just say porn lol.
Really the internet was built for chatrooms and being too lazy to walk across a campus to give someone a file
Porn is second
Everything else is a far far distant third.
So being lazy , porn , everything else in that order.
That’s p*rnhub
Wouldn’t be surprised if YouTube and Netflix don’t use FFmpeg. I am pretty sure they use custom built hardware encoders. Pretty sure Netflix has a lot of blog posts about building their own encoding methods
They either do use it or a heavily modified fork to fit their usecase.
But I am pretty certain I read about their usage on it.
ffmpeg codec
Ffmpeg aint a codec dude.
okay, let me elaborate: the hardware acceleration requires custom software to interact with it yes, BUT, they probably still use ffmpeg and just pass
-vcodec custom_thingto it
Glad to see ffmpeg is still going strong, I used it years ago to do some project 1999 EverQuest streaming on twitch running on a Manjaro dist install running EQ in wine.
