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16 hours agoPizza bracelet
Pizza bracelet
You can lick xenon. Even inhale. Very fancy and very expensive. Show those nitrous plebs that you have the wealth to enjoy real chemical cuisine!
Girl, will you be my junebug? There is no metaphor; I think junebugs are the best in the world and you are the bestest junebug.
I won’t stop dating and, heck, I might be true happy if someone feels the same w/me, but dayum if I dont wish someone who woud interlock fingers with me after saying above sentence
Just not jimmy carter