What is that absolute dump truck on this tree? Are y’all seeing this?

Yeah you’re really going to stand out at the funeral if you dress in all black

thought about sending my kids on a treasure hunt to a bunker where I explain I’m actually from the future and I’m one of their grandkids.

life is more fun with mystery.

Don’t put it in your will. Just get someone reliable to organize this for you.

i’m gonna have my ashes loaded into a confetti cannon and then have my dj start playing its raining men. if this does not get played, no one gets any of my millions (of pogs)