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Genius!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
Worth it.
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
It’s a yes or no question bud
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
Joke’s on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
I’m happily married, so my wife is real. I’m not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There’s not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it’s not really like I’d be able to pursue her since I’m married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don’t then there’s no way. The chances of being turned into something that’s not human are too high. Like what if the “true waifu of my heart” is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That’s sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let’s assume my waifu is a human person. Let’s assume it’s a woman. I’m open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don’t really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
Wifu doesn’t exist, win win
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can’t lose!
Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I’ve never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I’ll get the Bijin Warmaiden’s mod with cbbe if it happens.
If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?
Maybe, but not willing to test it.
I fear looking what those mods are
Bijin warmaidens is just a “make prettier” mod for the most common female followers.
Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a “give them tig ol’ bitties and ass”, and it is NSFW, lol
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here
