will place this as wallpaper before calling IT next time
When you have to give him remote access to install the new endpoint
injectionprotection
Is this dependency injection?
Your comment is incredible and I want to thank you for it, because now I will use it to tease my Java coworkers until the end of time
The AI slop version
picture so bad it’s got the whiskey smoking.
He’s upset because he got a pair of kiiiiiqueeeeseveeeeaccces
I love gently pressing an empty glass tube into my arm
That’s a party!
Whos the artist? It’s better than a Chick tract.
Stephen Sawyer I guess
Hmmm why is Swayze cuddling Maxwell?
Maxwell still stuck in that mid nineties style.
Okay so I know not to ask any Patricks or ghosts to do pottery with me from behind. Hate when someone else controls my desktop remotely
I take it as a break. Hang out on my phone and let them figure it out.
As somebody who works in service desk, we love it when the users let us work away. Don’t go too far though, I might need you on standby to enter your creds
Ugh… There’s this sales / tech guy for this atrocious software I have to use. Everytime I have an issue and report it to him, he’s like “Oh, give me remote access and let me see if I can fix it right away.”
Dude… You have full access to my terminal server and in general the issues I report are not specific to my user account. So please let me work and do your thing without bothering me. When you have a lead and need my input please report back to me.
This is why I always insist on having the IT guy stop by in-person.
Dude you and me got different kinks entirely.
You should try this with people washing their hands in the bathroom, works 100% of the time.
Do it with men as they use the urinals. Make sure to give them a gentle smooch on the cheek while you do. Just to be friendly.
Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming: https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9
Holy Christ, I hope not!
