Jack Black
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.
DJ Qualls:
I’d watch that though.
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
funny that you likened him to another spider-man actor.
btw British Dwight was called Gareth in case anyone’s curious.
That’s for the spoof lol
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
His best is barely watchable, it’s incredible that he had a career at all
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
Steven Segal
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
i can’t find the original steven seagal chapo clip that made me cry laugh the entire time. if anyone knows where it is or has an archive link please let me know
You might enjoy his music. It includes him adopting a Jamaican accent and singing the lyrics:
“Me want the punani see for make me nice”
He’s such a train wreck…
Adam Sandler
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
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I thought of another one:
Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Danny Davito
James Corden.
Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅
Perfect
Ah. Beat me to it.
My pick for the new James Bond
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
James Corden
Jared Leto.
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
He acts human terribly. 🤷
Steven Segal
