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    The files are real, I’ve got them on my desk

    My enemies are named in the files.

    I’m not going to release the files for people to see the context.

    Nobody cares anyway we won’t talk about it.

    Ok everyone cares about it but the list doesn’t actually exist

    Okay it exists but all instances that mention me are fake <-- you are here

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      Next Up:

      “We don’t need to publish the files because Ghislaine testified the names of all the people I don’t like.”

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    That didn’t happen.
    “The files don’t exist.”

    And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
    “It’s just full of Democrats.”

    And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
    “Old news, move on already.”

    And if it is, that’s not my fault.
    “Somebody planted my name in it.”

    And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
    ???

    And if I did, you deserved it.
    ???

    That last one is going to be a doozey.

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      Re last one … they wanted to be models and make money, and Epstein made it happen… so they deserved being abused?

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      Oooh, Oooh! Let me guess the last two!

      Umm, something along the lines of “it was locker room talk.” As in, “any guy in my position would have done the same.”

      And for the last one… “They were asking for it!” Like they don’t think of the children as children, think of them as non-humans who were begging to be-

      Ugh, this bit is too gross to continue.

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    It’s very clear that he’s on the list and that’s not surprising. What’s surprising is that out of all the people in these bureaus and government, not a single person is standing up and doing anything. It’s unbelievable that there aren’t and people with intrinsic good in them to fucking do something about this.

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      Last 10 years have really shown us how trash this country is, haven’t they?

      Americans aren’t very smart. Americans are pretty weak.

      Sad. But true.

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        Americans invented the propaganda systems which have now eaten their brains. It is currently being trained on the rest of the world.

        (They also warned us about those same propaganda systems, but we didn’t care about that.)

        Heads up.

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      It’s just a giant child sex trafficking ring you shouldn’t take politics so seriously

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      Well, I’d like to be surprised that POTUS was visiting a rape island, but having observed Trump for nearly a decade it’s entirely predictable that he would do that given the opportunity.

      I think you could sort the members and supporters of his regime broadly into 3 categories:

      • there’s the MAGA people who are on board because they’re sick of the wokerati telling them what to do. They’re not really “engaged” with the politics. These are the “leopards ate my face” types.
      • there’s the apathetic conservatives who are trying not to look too closely, don’t necessarily like Trump, but support conservative policies and aren’t going to oppose him.
      • then there’s the active supporters like the FBI agents reviewing the files or republicans voting not to release them. They’re complicit for their own benefit.
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        I think there’s a fourth category, which is people who are keeping quiet for their own health. If you blew the whistle, how long do you truly believe you’d remain anonymous? Even if you moved to a foreign country right afterwards, how long do you think you’d stay alive? You have a highly narcissistic man in control of one of the most complex and far-reaching systems of surveillance ever built, and that man is HIGHLY invested in keeping his secrets - and failing that, he’s never been above making examples. Don’t forget Trump worked with the Mob, likely the Russian Mafia, and came of age in the tail end of the era where blowing the whistle on the wrong person in NY could very well end with you getting a lead injection from a very Italian man.

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    He sure is saying a lot of things that aren’t, “it is patently false that I fuck children.”

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        Well you’d think the Justice Department of the United States of America would be interested in- ahAHHAhahahahaha . . . ahhh. . . snif . . ehhhh…

        I’m tired, boss.

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    Ah yes, his name was planted in the files by his political enemies to defame him and then they kept the files secret for years to make the frame-job extra believable. Very credible story, no notes.

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      Don’t you just hate when you’re maliciously added to a giant scandal that you had nothing to do with? It’s always the ones that were perpetrated by a man that you knew for 15 years that described you as his only friend and that introduced you to your current wife.

      Happens to me all the time too.

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      The fucking Biden crackheads of course! With the help of Muslim Obamas Kenyan relatives. Lock em up!