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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."

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"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world
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    Remind us who cut funding to FAA?

    • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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      This is Joe Biden s fault. I don’t mean he cut funding or anything like that, I mean he was literally flying the other plane. It was full of woke trans immigrants headed to Texas so Democrats can get more votes while simultaneously rigging the election.

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        Obama was copilot? Smoking crack in the back in his tan suit? With Dijon mustard?

      • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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        Your response here is an excellent example of shitposting. You are the new moderator. Keep up the shitty work.

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      it was the one armed man! you gotta believe me!

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    how that a shitpost tho

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Because everybody on the plane shit themselves.

    • Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Anything about Jimmy Dore is a shitpost but which sub or whatever is this more suitable for?

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    This is very dangerous. Time to remove regulations for collision warning systems on airplanes, so dangerous maneuvers like this don’t happen in the future

    Tap for spoiler

    /s

    • CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, just let the pilots fly Tony Hawk freestyle. Time to get creative!

  • blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    stuff like this is why i’m lowkey terrified of flying also this isn’t a shitpost

    • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So you’d rather stick to the ground, where you can’t dive to avoid an oncoming vehicle?

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, shitpost needs some better moderation. Shitpost has literally just become post whatever you want. And if that’s what it is, I guess that’s what it is, but the term “shitpost” to me had always been someone coming and derailing serious threads with nonsense opinions, unrelated pics, etc. So silly trolling.

      This post is a picture of a tweet about a near mid-air collision. Unless the second plane was just fucking around, shitflying as they say, I don’t know that it qualifies for the low, low bar that is shitposting.

    • mlegstrong@sh.itjust.works
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      I can assure you some pants were shit on that flight

      • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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        Shitpantsing then

  • ImminentOrbit@lemmy.world
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    This ain’t no shitpost.

    • TeddE@lemmy.world
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      You’re right, but I don’t think The Internet cares.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      You have to admit it’d be pretty shitty to run into another airplane in the sky though?

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    If only there were a device to keep you in your seat when something like this happens

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    Put your fking seatbelts on. All the time.

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    …should we hire more tower administators, and look into the epstein files?..

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Nah, let’s cut them and burn the evidence!

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        Well hold up. I wasn’t on that plane so actually yeah you’re right.

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          See!

          • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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            Empathy hard

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              We’re empathizing (with each other and no others) so hard.

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                Im starting to think that the people I consider to be “the others” are getting what they deserve. That makes me hard

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                  Its pretry great! I just imagined a composite of negative stereotypes kind of person to hate and that the plane with all the bumped heads was going to a convention for those people. I’ve talked to my congressman about it, and he says if he can get through while it’s still in American airspace, it will be shot down!

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    TCAS is working overtime to make up for the years of neglecting the FAA.

  • thanks AV@lemmy.world
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    Damn

    We almost got rid of Jimmy dore

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    Sitting in an airport right now. Great.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Can I have your computer if you die?

      • normalexit@lemmy.world
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        I won’t be using them, ha.

        • AugustWest@lemmy.world
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          Well? Does u/Agent641 get the computer?

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            I made it through. Maybe next time.

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    TCAS warnings initially come up about 90 seconds before a potential collision, and a resolution advisory comes up about 60 seconds before a collision. A resolution advisory is obviously a serious situation, but it’s early enough that the climb or descent commands are really not anything crazy, not anything outside a normal climb or descent. No one should be hitting the ceiling if a tcas resolution is flown properly.

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    I’m flying out of Burbank Monday 😃

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      keep your seatbelt on or that might be true more ways than one.

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      It’s cool, this was their incident, so clock reset. Can’t happen twice in so short a span, no way!

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    News report: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/southwest-flight-burbank-las-vegas/3753560/

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    Jimmy Dore is not a reliable source.

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