Donald Trump has sparked a strange online debate after publicly offering UFC boss Dana White the White House press secretary job. However, some social media users are now wondering whether the offer may have been meant for an entirely different person.
This Dana White?
No fucking way someone in the White House considered hiring her. She looks nothing like Ivanka.
ChatGPT probably listed her as a possible option.
“Look at my African American over here!”
My personal opinion on how it went:
Trump Aide: suggests Dana White
Trump: “You mean the wrestler?”
TA: “nono” explains who Dana W White is
T: dreamy eyes “You know that Dana White is a huge guy, massive. Almost as big as me, when I was younger. And so fit! You know I love women, everyone says it, 'Trump loves women,” but a strong virile man like that? He wouldn’t take any shit from the fake news press pool. He could strong arm them, literally I mean this guys arms are so big."
T: calls Dana White for job offer
Edit:
Oop, I was right, I think.
Trump Shares Cartoon of UFC Fighters Beating Up Reporters after Offering Dana White Press Job
Fake. Not a single mention of Dana’s ass.
Exactly! Can’t forget the cake(day).
The woman at the center of the speculation is Dana W. White, who previously worked as a senior communications official at the Pentagon. Unlike the UFC boss, she has considerable experience dealing with the media and communicating on behalf of government officials.
Honestly?
It’s more likely to was UFC Dana White, and 100% chance trump though it was UFC Dana White.
No one with a long track record of government experience is getting spots in Trump’s white house
Especially not a black woman.
He thinjs the UFC guy worked for the pentagon.
Also he likes the name.
Shit…
I never thought of it, but it’s the Pentagon due to five military branches…
Add Space Force and it’s six I think they’re talking about an AI force…
We’re one branch and a remodel away from our military being run out of a fucking octagon by a couple fucking TV show hosts.
My bet, is that his was Miller’s “as a black woman…” puppeteering to take heat off the admin he’s now way more visible in than he prepped for, and it failed spectacularly because even hatred doesn’t get the jello brain in chief to stay on track anymore.
He meant to say Vana White, the woman from Wheel of Fortune that flips the letters on the board.
I was gonna say that she must have retired, but no. Holy cow. She’s still doing it. She’s been flipping those things for 44 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanna_White
Born: February 18, 1957 (age 69)
1982–present Wheel of Fortune
I only recently found out Pat retired. I figured she did, too, so this is also news to me. God damn!
Ooohh you better believe he did!
Dementia Donnie strikes again 👍🏻
Dementia Donnie
strikesstrokes again 👍🏻That is him jerking off republican senatorial candidates, two at a time. That’s how they did it in club 37 or whatever with roy cohn.
Such fine buttocks on our republican senatorial candidates! I know you bitches think I’m sexist, because you are horrible cunts, but vote for us because of the fine contours of our male buttocks! /s
Trump showing what he was doing with Bibi in one hand and Putin in the other.
Middle… out…
*Bubba and Bubba
My first reaction to seeing this was that Trump was agressively using dental floss.
Four Seasons Landscaping V2: Blexas went Blue Bluegaloo 🤠
Another blatant display of mediocrity…
As a mediocre person, I resent that. trump couldn’t achieve mediocrity without a full brain transplant.
