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      Nah, he was chosen specifically because he’s one of the most feckless people there is. Certainly the most feckless couch fucker.

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          Then he’s either not trying very hard or sucks at being a shadowy puppetmaster of kings. There are many, many ways the GOP could get rid of Trump. The only conclusion I can reach is that they think they need him.

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        Vance did not fuck a couch, everyone says so. Go ahead, Google “Vance fucks couches” and see what you find. So many people pointing out that Vance claims to not fuck couches.

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      Pic on the right is after Kevin McAllister made him guess the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs.

      Or, ya know, heavy drinking between shows and definitely not ever doing drugs

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    Yeah, this is how you’d start a smear campaign. Follow this up by having a freshly pardoned / commuted convicted sex trafficker give an interview where the names are all magically the same.

    Never mind that we already know who is on the list because the victims already fucking told us.

    The top level of the current GOP is a pedophile chistofascist cult. Full fucking stop.

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      You forgot the part where he’s not worried as only the 18+ year old couches have the softest cushions

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    Wonder if he’d have the balls to turn on Trump if he knew it would make him president today.

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      He did take a secret meeting with Fox News Executives and Rupert Murdoch at the Murdoch family ranch the other day. Maybe they are planning to try and sawy public opinion on Trump to put JD in the role.

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        As long as Trump is not in prison, his base will not abandon him.

        If Vance ousts Trump, the Republican base will never forgive him. The Republicans in Congress might love it… Until the base votes them out.

        The midterms will be hell for the Republicans. Unless they steal the election… That too is in the cards, but we have to wait to see how it plays out.

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    And has no qualms about letting his boss stay out of trouble from it. So basically a couch fucking pedo simp

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      Only some of his best friends are famous pedophiles. Some are not famous at all.

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    That’s such a fucking weird thing to do. Like bruh, put up or shut up. We don’t think you’re cool for this, we think you’re running coverage for pedophiles