My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Pedant.
Ackshully
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
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“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
coc(AI)ne
Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!
“I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the
tokenstokesno that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How’s that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI
Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: “I do AI.”
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Clapton would never drop ai.
