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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.

      • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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        If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.

        I was born 1-10 decades too late.

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          You can still do it, you just need to get famous first

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            And talented.

            That’s an important factor in it.

      • bnrnrtbgd@sh.itjust.works
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        Pedant.

        • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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          Ackshully

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      Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?

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    All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
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    « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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    My feed is now full of cocaine slop.

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    teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun

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      Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.

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    🎶She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, AI🎵

    Yeah that doesn’t work at all 🤣

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    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

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    coc(AI)ne

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    Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.

    Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!

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    Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.

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    “I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”

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    “Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”

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    I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.

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    Flip the script.

    If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI

    If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

    When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

    Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

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      ^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How’s that for irony?

      (Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)

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      I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI

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      Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: “I do AI.”

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        deleted by creator

    • aceshigh@lemmy.world
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      Clapton would never drop ai.

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    Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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      I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!

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        Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

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