Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.
Best part of skeletons? They don’t get a share of party loot when the encounter is over, they just go back to dirtnap.
Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.
13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.
After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons… you reach Khali.
I never regret fireball.
Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?
the only hit point that matters is the last one.
What about the first 99 because your character has a CON of 18-20 and the Tough feat?
Is this just a meme, or not? I can’t tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I’d always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I’m at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.
I’ll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.
My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks
I’m so sick of this propaganda pushing the big skeleton agenda.
Wait. I think you’re on to something. Reanimate a BIG SKELETON
Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?
As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.
+1 to AC because grave dirt is now rocks. I like it.
Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.
Don’t animate my bones, bro.
You can use my bones so long as you leave a tip
Yes, and, surprisingly enough, also yes.
Wait. Doesn’t that mean If you slot it in a lvl 9 slot you will animate9 + ( 2 additional per level slot over 4 = 10 ) = 19 skeletons?Edit: Never mind. It’s 1 skeleton and 12 extra for being level 9. I assumed every level would also increase the number of skellies raised. My bad
