I recently got a relationship. But don’t think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(
here, take this:
hands OP estrogen
cat named boobs:
acceptable.
Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like
Also to remove them if you don’t want them
Can we have the two crowds get together?
Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?
So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”
What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”
Skulking for schlong
Cruising for cock
Drifting for dong
Rallying for a root
…Parking for penis
“Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…
Running for rod.
Riding for red fella.
Limping for little Alex.
Flying for flesh flute.Jumping for Johnson
Shambling for shaft
Bladerunning for blossom
Steamrolling for staff
“talking to a man in a 10 meter range”
“Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit.” 😅
Amazon carries boobs, 2 day delivery. Now you can lay in the grass and touch boobs.
