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This gave me a good laugh
You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they cocoon? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.
Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I’m lost lol
spoiler
The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Well the assignment was to explain it badly
Gandalf isn’t a man though right? That’s why we can forgive ourselves
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.
I do not like them, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham!
Hehe, because I do an overly dramatic emotional reading for my 4yo, it’s her favorite book btw.
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Fantastic 😍!
Two kids torment a cannibal and then brutally murder them.
Nice Old lady feeds lost children only for them to turn violet.
A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.
Which book is this?
The Rainbow Fish.
What is the first one? A violent child hallucinating monsters. I don’t recognize it.
Here’s mine
A young boy with a bad home life gets sent to live in a school for magical kids, with moving photographs, and has to solve a mystery.
And no, it’s not harry potter
Where the wild things are, for the OP? I don’t know about yours.
Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.
Oh, that makes sense. I’ve never read that one.
Got yours! For some reasons, spoilers don’t work when I post them, so gonna use the handy upside down text generator lol
˙ƃuᴉʞ pǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo uǝɹplᴉɥƆ/ǝuoq ǝᴉlɹɐɥƆ sɐʍ ǝuᴉW ˙ɐllǝɹǝpuᴉƆ sᴉ sɹno⅄
Nicely done!
winnie pooh guess?
Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔
I think so. The movie was great. James Gandolfini.
Sounds like it! :)
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
…by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning
Old man’s wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.
And a dog!
Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.
Is this Up?
What is up?
Not much. What’s up with you?
What is, im trapped in a game of jeopardy 😧
Yes!
