I wish.
Protip:take a photo of the titles on the low shelf and then rotate/zoom it on your phone.
And then, if you’re old and craggly like me, you gotta work out how to get UP.
Lore-accurate Max Schreck.
Every time I take that stance, I let out a series of loud, gassy farts.
That’s a first-rate hunker.
How did his massive cock not rip out of those pants?
we wore a lot of elastic
Anatomically most healthy way to poop.
Harder to aim though if you’re not used to it
maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.
But the poop will be standing on the ground before it’s out of your butt.
You’re making your poop hole too shallow, then
My poop hole is the size God made it, sir.
I won’t stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it’s poop hole.
Mine is slightly larger these days
and to eat sunflower seeds while smoking a cigarette, at least if you ask the russians :D
Yea I got two little children’s platforms to put under my feet on a toilet seat at home to get that squat pose going
Doesn’t leave enough room for a face if you’re on the floor so you have to stand on a pedestal, make sure you use one that’s strong enough for your weight!
What makes a poop stance “healthy”?
Your puborectalis is pinching off your rectum like a kink in a garden hose. Pooping in a position that loosens it requires less strain, which avoids injury. That position is a squat!
maybe some of us are just naturally kinky tho.
like, i went to see a… what’s it called. spine adjuster. based off woo ghost mormon magic, but the dude did really good therapeutic massage too once he learned what’s what and did what he could to really help his clients. including me, when he did his xray he told me he was going to tell me to stand up straight but turns out my spine just does that. so next time someone tells me to stand up straight, tell them i have doctor’s orders to flip them off but am too polite to.
i just flip them off.
anal canal
Now thats a funny thing to say if you pronouce both words the same
Anal canal is
A funny thing to pronounce
Both words the same wayBut which version do you prefer, the anal one or the canal one?
Anal
Is that Dick Tracy?
I think that’s Epstein.
