• okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
    51·
    15 days ago

    If you’re finished invading my privacy, may I return to work now? Or do you also want to look at my browser history? How about my social media accounts?

    • Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works
      5·
      14 days ago

      I had to take a background check last year that essentially gave them the rights to reach out to anybody that has possibly known me my entire life.

      For a job I was already working. So incredibly invasive.

    • bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish
      2·
      11 days ago

      You do need pee from the same sex as you they can tell easily.

      Heat it up, wear whitey tidey underwear, (which I hate,) and snug the pee on your taint.

      Last time I did that, the test people said it was a little hotter than it should be, I said it’s hot out and I walked here.

      Best though, if you quit for several days first, drink lots and lots of water to dilute your piss, then take a few vitamins to add colour to your pee. It works.

  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    20·
    15 days ago

    When I started gender transition I was a nominal cis het guy working at a conservative engineering company in Texas. As I grew my hair out and my features started inexplicably softening, guess who always got selected for the “random” drug tests?

    • bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish
      1·
      11 days ago

      LSD they have to do a spinal tap to test for. At least as of 20 some years back. I thought there was a test for mushrooms but not sure. I don’t think it’s a commonly tested for one though in any case.