Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
By god! You’ve done it!
waIT WHAT
That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.
oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless
I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You’re incredible.
I try my best <3
…wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…
Superb, absolutely superb.
Here you are. One
unsolicited Dick Pic.Dickpic
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
thx bro
i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.