Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
Here you are. One
unsolicited Dick Pic.I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
By god! You’ve done it!
waIT WHAT
That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.
oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless
I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You’re incredible.
I try my best <3
…wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…
Superb, absolutely superb.
Dickpic
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
thx bro
i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.