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“Nevertheless,” she farted.
She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.
One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.
A tale as old as written language, surely.
- Sally in the garden
Sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man.
The bursting of her bloomers
Broke sixteen winders,
And the cheeks of her ass went “Clap! Clap! Clap!”
(Kurt Vonnegut, from “Jailbird”)
- Sally in the garden
Never, the less, she farted.
