Use it to see if his underwear is vibrating.
It RELAXES me, OK??
I’ve actually hollowed out my pieces, deflating them slightly, then filling them with cork. Gives them just a little more pop and responsiveness on those big moves.
That’s how you get to ELO number 1!!!
Too many amateurs putting their pieces on the board. I keep them in my lap under the table.
Fuckin rook outta nowhere BAM. Check motherfucker!
Never see that shit coming. Sometimes I drop a monopoly piece just to blow their minds.
With a gun you don’t have to use any underhanded tactics.
You can just make or buy yourself a trophy, congrats on your psychological validation
Can i just use a black hole to bend the light so I can see behind them?
No that’s against the rules
Heh. I use the same trick when playing hopscotch.
