JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
JD: “no skeet yet.”
because he wants it back
OK GOOD!
It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch
actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆
It’s piss. Squirting is pissing. That’s been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
I’ll link one for ya:
https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm
Squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is a release of both urine and a substance from the Skene’s glands.
Ejaculation in people with vaginas may include a small release of a milky white liquid that does not gush out. Squirting, on the other hand, is usually a higher volume. It is possible to squirt and ejaculate at the same time.
whateve it is, its going in my mouth idc
My man. Also username checks out.
Skene’s gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose
the research I came across
Immature chuckle
How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.
Reading through it, it’s unreal.
I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”
ayee if squrting is piss, count me in 🥵
if she’s hydrated I don’t see the issue… plus I’m thirsty for piss.
Yes, but what most people call squirt is actually piss.
Dude, piss baby was right there!
Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I’m a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
Always say “thank you” to juicy couchussy.
JD.
If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.
Well without skeet it’s clearly only worth $30 tops.
First thought: “Who would buy this?”
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they’d lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
Legit question though—as someone who doesn’t get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me…
Well… as long as it was done gently…
