How dare you allow us to make this incredibly stupid mistake?!

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    That didn’t happen.

    And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

    And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

    And if it is, that’s not my fault.<-- You are here

    And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

    And if I did, you deserved it

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    It is the 41st Millennium.

    For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

    Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.

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    Holy fuck. Because for some fucking reason, the goddamned director of the fucking central intelligence agency doesn’t fucking know that just because you’re able doesn’t mean you should.

    Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.

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      The “feature” they are looking for is that it deletes itself, despite that also being illegal. They don’t want records of anything to last because when you are doing illegal stuff, records come back to bite you eventually.

      They are using exactly the right app for the features they want.

      The real app they are supposed to be using archives it like everything is legally supposed to be handled. For the express purpose of accountability and eventual transparency.

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      Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.

      They see that as waste.

      “Why do we need to spend all this money on custom coms gear, software, and standards when an off-the-shelf mobile phone bought from a rando retailer with unknown supply chain (likely manufactured in an adversarial country) and using a commercial app not vetted for sensitive government use is cheaper?”

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      Holy fuck. Because for some fucking reason, the goddamned director of the fucking central intelligence agency doesn’t fucking know that just because you’re able doesn’t mean you should.

      Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.

      ‘Fuck’ count: 7

      (Sorry, couldn’t resist. 😋 😇 I get your anger though; agree.)

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    If that leak wasn’t on purpose these asshats are sub forest gump stupid. They stupid and they does.