Seth Meyers’ jokes at Trump’s expense during the 2011 White House Correspondents dinner have been identified by those close to Trump as the moment he decided to seriously run for President.

Seth Meyers made this problem, it’s up to him to fix it. Bonus points if he gets Trump to quit using only jokes.

This is the “fuck around” portion. I fear for ordinary Americans when the “find out” part comes.

Commodore64 gang represent!

It is the 41st Millennium.

For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.

That’s Noob Saibot. To unlock him you need to:

• Choose Pete Hegseth as your P1 character
• Immediately before the first round begins (the instant the “Fight!” prompt is about to appear), hold the following buttons simultaneously: Back + Low Punch + Low Kick + High Punch + Block.

At least remove the batteries first, they’re useful.

I have a friend who works as a civilian in Defense. Everyone has to acquire and maintain the highest level of security clearance to keep their jobs, and travel to certain overseas countries is verboten because of the risk of foreign intelligence “honeypots”.

Apparently, a senior engineer took a holiday to China 3 months before retirement and didn’t even take the most basic precautions such as keeping quiet about his job and security clearance, so of course he got honey-potted.

He reported it when he got home and his security clearance was pulled, “No big deal, I’m retiring”.

The Chinese said they’d tell his employer what happened, “Go ahead, I already did”, and his wife, “I’m not married”. 😂