Last time I gave a fuck was when I were with your wife
Damn thats a cheap watch, is it Chinese too?
Heh, amateur hour. Let me show you my watch.
Godzila is more likely to keep accurate time.
Sounds like you got ripped off
A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…
Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?
“Ok?”
Ok; good for you?
“Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”
Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.
“Oh, I thought you bought a cheap knockoff like anyone who can handle money. Looks just like one.”
A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you’d have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.
What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?
“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”
If only you had learned to tell time.
“You should have saved up a bit more and bought something less gaudy”
“Oh, you could only afford one watch?”
- Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
- No it’s still working.
- You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
