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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Young Capitalist Trying To Prove He Isn’t Above Physical Labor Gets Ghosted In 250 Job Applications

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      You claim you’re not a capitalist, and yet you use upper-case letters at the start of every sentence.

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        Pro tip: Speak As Through Everything You Have To Say Is HEADLINE NEWS

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          HELL YEAH, BROTHER! AROOOOO!

          Sorry, wrong place.

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            ITS NEVER THE WRONG PLACE FOR

            HOG CRANKIN’

            BROTHER! OW MY BACK

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          Banner Speak Jibe Calls for Caps, Sensation Claims Lemmy Pundit Outburst

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      “You need 2 years of experience for this entry-level ditch digging job”

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        “Also we’re just doing this to make HR happy, we’re already gonna hire my nephew.”

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      Gang shit

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