The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoThe solution to many problemslemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1882
arrow-up1882imageThe solution to many problemslemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareyesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up85·7 days agoI used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
minus-squarecRazi_man@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-26 days agoSo if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 days agoMy work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoWhen he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.
I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.
My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.
When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.
Yeah! Merica!