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merdaverse@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

Many cards = much win

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Many cards = much win

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merdaverse@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 23 days ago
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  • BillyClark@piefed.social
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    23 days ago

    Trump is also holding the cards backwards.

    Also, I’ve not played with every Uno deck, but all of the ones I’ve played with, the wild cards all have the same basic design. But his wild cards have several different designs.

    And in a real game of Uno, if someone has a bunch of wilds, people just hit them with a ton of Draw 2s.

    So to summarize, Trump’s deck was stacked. He was dealt an amazing hand. But it turns out that whoever stacked the deck cheated and used cards from multiple different decks. The hand only really works if everyone else plays badly and lets Trump win. And then, Trump is so stupid at playing that he doesn’t even know which side of the cards are which, and he just declares victory anyways.

    Seems like a pretty accurate portrayal.

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      deleted by creator

  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I love that they had to ai generate this rather than just hold some actual fucking uno cards.

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      Uno is too big of a number he’d probably get confused

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        And it’s in mexican and he hates mexicans

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          By executive order he is renaming it to “One.”

        • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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          If he actually held a deck of Uno cards ICE would arrest him.

          …on second thought 🤔

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    I wish this meme wasn’t so timeless

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I think it’s funny that Trump posted on Truth and that got reposted to twitter and someone reposted it to bluesky so I can see it on Piefed.

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        extremely loud and low horns

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      • socsa@piefed.social
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        I’m giving all I have, OP’s mom!

    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      23 days ago

      And I’m replying to your comment on Lemmy.

  • AmbientDread@piefed.social
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    All the cards. None of the marbles.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    … So I guess he’s just fine with having tiny baby hands now?

    • Albbi@piefed.ca
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      And half a pinky finger. Nobody holds cards with the pinky on the inside of the fan.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Shit I didn’t clock that.

        Yeah, I hold cards like uh…

        Basically like that, pointer finger and thumb doing most of the work, kinda like a fist but with the thumb different, index finger might be involved if I’m fanning or flicking or something.

        Yeah, I’ve not seen anybody actually hold cards in the … hand shape/configuration, as he’s got here.

        Guess they’ve only got the best doing the photoshops these days …?

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    Talk about explaining the joke

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    I play a lot of online Uno, this is what I call a god hand, unless it’s the end of the game this would be an unbeatable hand

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      He would still need 6 turns to win. Uno has hella ways to absolutely fuck up your hand in that time span, especially if you show the other players you have nothing but wilds.

      Motherfucker about to have 24 cards once the whole tables draw 2+ and wild draw 4+ are piled on him.

    • jve@lemmy.world
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      this would be an unbeatable hand

      You must really be bad at uno to think this.

  • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
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    Well, no matter. Because I’m STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they’re allll Full Houses!

    Puppet master! You’re a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I’m making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.

    (From Portal 2)

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    You can tell this is fake because Trump is to racist to play some mexican card game.

    • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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      it is a real tweet: https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2051065153500655701

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    In Magic: The gathering, it means you’ll probably die the next time you draw a card

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      In Yu-Gi-Oh! we would have activated every damn trap card.

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    Trump has a different way to play uno just like he has a different way to calculate percentage, legal age, and playing 7d chess. That’s just how he is, he thinks out of the box.

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    Should have used Ticket to Ride cards sheesh

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      You assume he’s ever played, never mind understands, a game that complicated. Uno is too complicated for him. Tic tac toe is a stretch.

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    Hey, OP, you forgot your link to the actual tweet. All you did was post a picture, which obviously benefits no one, especially with all your bitching about AI every 35 seconds.

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    https://youtu.be/dt4OdeNX0KY

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