Given how many species we drove to extinction, dogs got it pretty good

Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.

Uno is too big of a number he’d probably get confused

You think I want a seal who’s name is still literally seel evolve into a dugong that’s also just named dewgong? or do I want to see sealmon become omniwar metal sealteam6mon?

Yeah, or sitting on the grass and staring at clouds. Both are aimless and worth spending our time on

Thanks guys. Productivity is the only way I measure my worth and I almost took the time to live in the moment.