Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
mmm cockamole
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Oof.
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
*closes legs
damn
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Why ask when you can find out?
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….
How do I unsee an image
this but in reverse
Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?
Some sort of eye surgery
Please don’t do a blinded experiment
Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.
I’d volunteer for that
as a sommelier or as an avocado?
Both
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
Well, like skin, of course. :V
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
😏
AI says what?
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
