

Get hired elsewhere
Accept PRs that came out of thin air
Import libraries, that’s out of date
Hold opinions that are filled with hate
Dumb ways to die 👯
So many dumb ways to die
Compete directly with a fork
Do your own encryption work
Let Claude code, without review
I wonder what this red button do?
Dumb ways to die 👯
So many dumb ways to die











“Listen son, strange birds flying over the surface distributing crowns is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical avian ceremony.”