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For a certain type of person this is the wrong advice.
I work around thousand plus degree metal, highly caustic/acidic chemicals, and lots of spinning shit (power plant operating engineer). You’d need a deathwish.
OwO
I wouldn’t put my johnson on a shared keyboard or mouse for multiple reasons, so therefore I’m not going to type or click anything at work. Checkmate, HR.
Perfect
Is this telling me to stick my fingers up a roosters uhh…
Idk what rooster has.
Cloaca
Everybody poops.
Do you know what they call that white stuff on the top of chicken shit?
Chicken shit.
Urea!
… cloaca?!
What am I supposed to do to my roo?
Choke it
Oh great, next you’ll tell me I need to be jerkin my gherkin.
So, my job WANTS me to spend all of my time gooning?
