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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Unless 🥺 you eat a lemon  
              👉👈

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    emojis are starting to become punctuation huh

    • eighty@aussie.zone
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      English was due for it tbh. Do I like that it’s emojis – not particularly.

      But it does fill that ambiguity gap, especially when it comes to written humour.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      In some demographics it’s already been that way for at least half a decade, I remember reading an article about it during COVID

    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
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      Linguists are gonna be eating good these next few decades.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      We are going back to hieroglyphs! Also, didn’t people die of fever in ancient Egypt due to trying to warm up?

    • Spezi@feddit.org
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      Humans aren’t allowed to use emojis anymore, they now belong to the AI overlords.

      • StillAlive@piefed.world
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        Humans 👤 aren’t ❌ allowed 🚨 to use 😪 emojis anymore, 😫😵 they 🏽 now 🕔 belong to the AI 🥰 overlords.

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          You managed to glitch how Voyager app displays your comment with the emojis, bravo

          • StillAlive@piefed.world
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            Really? How did it break?

            • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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              I cropped only top and bottom did not crop the image on the sides this is how it actually displayssvrensh

    • Baleine@jlai.lu
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      always has been

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    Presenting ☝️ to the emergency room, where we are now.

    • Nora (She/Her)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      fuck I can hear this guys voice lmao. I hate his videos, they make me uncomfortable.

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      That emoji is the emergency room emoji for me too

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    Yaaarrr lemons be packed with ascorbic acid ta help yer body create collagen keepin’ the connective tissues strong yaaarrrrr

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    I imagined it was read by Cave Johnson; it adds a certain something.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      I don’t know who Cave Johnson is so I had to imagine it being read by Dwayne Johnson which didn’t really add anything.

      • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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        He is the founder of Aperture Science in the Portal/Half Life series.

      • rapchee@lemmy.world
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        get portal 2, you poor soul, no, you don’t need to be a hardcore gamer
        edit: btw he’s voiced by jk simmons

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      Cave Johnson’s voice just gives everything a certain pizazz

      Especially anything to do with lemons

      • Upperhand@lemmy.world
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        Exactly why I heard it in his voice.

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    deleted by creator

  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

    • varyingExpertise@feddit.org
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      Absolutely.

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    Even less than a lemon. Eat the scrub grass! Actually not sure if that sgit is toxic

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Eats ☝️ shoots ☝️ and leaves

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    Some kraut works wonders too. ☝️🤓

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    This post meg me into a small but interesting rabbit hole of scurvy, scar tissue and collagen… Really interesting and I didn’t know scar tissue sucks so much compared to regular skin …!

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