pleb_maximus

No, no. That’s the pope. The other dude is the profitphobic antipope.

Of course, bro is using Arch btw.

Oh, you didn’t stumble upon the part of the fanbase that likes and paints their Imperial Guard in historical inspired colours. Or the ones that like their Black Templar a bit too much. Or the ones that want to “purge the Xenos” irl.

Plus the way overdone shovel meme.

Varangian Mommy

UwU

Dude is living the dream.
Cuddling the danger cat.

That truly is a classic :D

Well, that’s calculating, not mathematics.

Some kraut works wonders too. ☝️🤓

Well, might just go out doing something you enjoy if you get a bomb dropped on you either way.

Don’t know if a light jacket is even necessary. It was almost too hot with just a black band hoodie today.

And things were better for it.

That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
OPs idea sounds neat though.

Exactly! IVPITER OPTIMVS MAXIMVS not Zeus the adulterer!

Noooooo, Aeneas was totally Venus’ son and Romulus and Remus totally were the sons of Mars.
This post is just Greekoid propaganda to undermine TRVE ROMAN MEN. We don’t need this fancy greekoid ‘philosophy’ and ‘medicine’, cabbage is all that TRVE ROMAN MEN need, just like the ancestors!

Ah, a person of culture I see.

Naja, it’s »Jeder Stoß ein Franzos’«.

Can I offer you some Sauerkraut instead? :3

Battle Royale of the megagrifters for the throne? Would surely sell some tickets, too. :3

The heretical couchfucker.

On second thought, that might make him sound more metal. Maybe just couchfucker is enough.

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.