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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I knew it

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I knew it

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    Coincidentally all 12 victims were protesters against Taylor Swift’s airplane use.

    The only lead the police has is that the bodies were dumped from an airplane.

    /jk

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Nevermind guys. They were all just Boeing whistle blowers. Nothing to see here.

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    How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I just googled it, and surprisingly the number actually is 12.

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        Thats somehow less than I thought.

        I suppose when you’re rich enough to not have to think about “How will I cover the rent if I dump his ass?” Probably makes the number higher than for regular folks.

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          Yeah, it is more than average. The average number of lifetime sexual (I didn’t see data for just “dating”) partners for an individual is in the single digits, around 4-7.

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          Every time she ends a relationship she makes six figures on an album release in which she talks shit about her recent ex causing the people who have been hypnotised by her music into sending infinite death threats as is subliminally requested by their cult leader through the music.

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      alive or dead?

  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    Come to find out “I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake” was her answer to after birth abortions.

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    None of the victims had any bone marrow left.

    One victim even wrote Becky in his own blood.

  • 74 183.84@lemm.ee
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    Id respect her more

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      One unsolved murder at every tour destination. Coincidence?

      Yes.

      Probably.

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    At least Taylor’s okay.

    Reminds me of this

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    I’m glad that human remains discovered. I don’t even want to imagine if humans were never discovered or were forgotten.

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    STFU hahhahah

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