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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    He wants to do a nuke so bad.

    We should all be terrified.

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      He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        Everyone’s got their kink.

      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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        I’m reasonably sure that is “the big one” he mentioned the other day.

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          My thoughts too

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        He can’t. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.

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          Doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to. Also they have been replacing “dissenters” with loyalists.

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      He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

      It’s the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

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      I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

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    Deja Vu all over again…

    George Bush: ‘God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq’

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    what was he feeling? little children?

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    Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      …ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don’t have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

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        I’d rather their insane country didn’t take the rest of us with them.

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          C’Mon…start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

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            Yes. But I’m rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.

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          that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
          they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
          which might be very soon

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        We could at least start catching up on sleep.

      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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        I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.

        But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

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    That was just the incontinence.

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    🎶

    "And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

    Military healing is good for me

    Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush

    Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it’s good for us (mostly me)"

    🎶

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      I was going to go with Boston.

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    Remember, he doesn’t need those daily intelligence briefings because he’s a smart person.

    Since he knows more than his generals.

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    Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

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    so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

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    Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

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      Ooo! Ooo!

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    Wait, it’s called operation “Epic Fury”?? What’s this, WWE?

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      Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

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      Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

      It’s always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

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        Operation Your Momma

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      It fits with the overall theme, I guess.

      https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029307088808055083

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    Fuck your feelings! 2026

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    He had a feeling and it was called “fear of the Epstein files”.

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