The meme is talking about a common probability error that surveys have shown even doctors are prone to making.
Why you’re probably ok:
The rarity of the disease far exceeds the error rate of the positive test. Meaning, the disease occurs in 1 out of a million people, so if you are tested at random and show positive, you only have a 1 out of 30,000 chance (the 3% false-positive rate) of being the the 1 person who truly has the disease.
The doctor is the one with the correct reaction there. Go do the second test.
I mean, yes…
But at 1/30,000 , they should say “get the second test… but be SUPER CAREFUL on the drive”, since at 1/30000 you’re still an order of magnitude more likely to die in an MVA.
This is ideal bedside manner.
I’ve always thought that I’d make an exceptional professional in the field of medicine.
The only thing really holding me back is my unfathomable depth of ignorance regarding the human body, or health in general.
At one point in my life, I believed that to be a deal breaker. Cheers, RFK Jr.
I think RFK can be convinced to believe that Windex has amazing health benefits, so this might be your chance!
This is one of the main reasons doctors don’t ‘just give you a battery of tests’. Not only is that expensive, but if you are running dozens of tests, the chance one of them gives a false positive is pretty high. So now you not only wasted a pile of money, but you also think you have some rare disease you don’t actually have. So you waste even more time and money treating that disease you don’t have.
Doctors run tests for things they think you might actually have, which diminishes the false positive chance.
I have been thinking about this for a while.
Would this actually diminish the false positive rate for the test? Would it just be more likely to get a true positive back?
Or maybe would the false negative result be less likely?
Does it depend on the sample group that was measured to get the accuracy statistics? If the sample group was random then does that actually make a difference?
Doing my head in
I almost died of a dental abscess back in 2008, which led to a multi systemic failure. That was fun, but I’m still alive today.
Fuckall with worrying about life anymore, if I ain’t dead yet, well I’m not dead. I’m doing okay BTW…
Any day we’re all breathing is a good day
Be well, friend
Today I broke my personal record for consecutive days lived!
Whoa, congrats! I should check my high score too… OMG would you believe it?! Me too!
Amazing I love it! Congrats friend!
I mean, fuck 2026 and all but I can have a good day if I have good food.

Interpret it how you will.
What statistician is this referring to? Certainly not one who understands probabilities. The first number has nothing to do with it. You tested positive, and there’s only a 3% chance that result is wrong. Time to settle your affairs.
In a sample of 1 million people, 1 person will have the disease, 30,000 however will test positive for having the disease. Notice how the false positives count is way higher than the actual positive count.
How does that matter if I have a 97% chance of actually having the disease? A lot more people than I have won the lottery, doesn’t have a thing to do with whether I will.
Its right 97% of the time. That does not mean you have a 97% chance of having the disease. The 3% error rate accounts for significantly more false positives than it accounts for false negatives on a disease that’s 1 in a million. Again, with a 3% error rate, there will be 30000 false positive test results in a million. 30000 in a million is a larger number than 1 in a million.
As far as I can see, you can’t really fear or rejoice with the results until you know the false positive/negative ratio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bayes This guy. The guy who arguably set in motion the modern approach to statistical theory.
Alright since I am actually currently learning about Bayes theorem. Assuming 97% accuracy means 3% chance of false negative and false positive. If you test positive. You have a 0.0032% of actually having the disease. If someone wants to double check me I encourage it.
Outlier?
That slop picture in the middle is uncalled for, I mean there are limits







