Alpine is minimal. That kid would show up in one piece pajamas because it serves the job of pants, shirt, underwear, and sweater+hood (if it comes with a hood).
don’t forget their lunchbox (BusyBox)
It better be a batman lunchbox.
Meme needs to be revised to this
Slackware: Just sits there quietly and tries to blend in, but wears a plaid 3-piece-suit and smokes a pipe.
I think Slackware would be more:
Sits in the back of the room quietly working, well wearing a three piece plaid suit and smoking a pipe. Depending on the day the pipe may contain tobacco, marijuana, and/or mushrooms. Still uses a slide ruler because its stable tech.
Slackware is the ancient teacher still using chalk and a blackboard threatening to beat misbehaving kids.
a student is outdated?
Still uses memes from 10 years ago
Apparently there are no women in Linuxville?
Nah Fedora’s a girl, sorry that’s how you find out your mom is gay
Even though I find it likely that you detected an actual bias in the design of the meme, I don’t see any explicit indications of Manjaro’s, Fedora’s or Alpine’s genders.
They’re still not wrong; they’d be girls, not women.
“girl” and “woman” can be synonyms. one of their meanings (person whose gender is “female”) is synonymous. but they do each have different other meanings.
Give the arch and gentoo users a couple months 🤣
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Poor OpenSuse. The exchange student. Pivotal to the group project. Everybody loves them when their arpund but no one mentions them
Ubuntu is always trying to sell you stuff by forcing it into random unrelated conversations
I feel the word reliable is missing for Debian.
Debian - A little boring and outdated, but friendly and reliable. Everyone likes him.
Like this?
Friendly, trustworthy and reliable! 😁
Debian
everyone likes him
Press X for Highly Doubt
manjaro also frequently steps on his own glasses and can’t see without them.
alpine should have some minimalist edc stuff but nothing fancy and doesn’t do anything else that stands out
Linux Mint: Smart and polite just as his brother Ubuntu, but unlike him don’t eat trash food and wash regularly, so everyone in class actually prefer him for the study session.
EndeavourOs : The Arch GF. Smart, funny and have a good effect calming Arch worst behavior.
VoidOs: There never was a kid with this name in class. Never. And you can’t prove nothing.
TempleOs: Ɉ̵̣̻͛͝ʜ̷̳̻̑̏ǝ̵̞̘͛̽ ̷̢̗̋̒ɔ̷͍̌̍͜ô̷̻̦̕b̸̝̲͗͋ǝ̶̭͇̉̃ ̶͈̫͆͒i̸̢̺͗̏ƨ̴͕̥̿̅ ̴̜̤̍̂l̶͖̭̂͋i̸͇̺͂̿ʇ̷̡̦̍̾ǝ̶̞̺̃͘,̵̲̖͋̇ ̴̺̻̀͒Ɉ̷͖̠͋͐ʜ̵̭̤̃̇ǝ̷̳̻̍͗ ̴̗̼̈́͘ɔ̴̜͔͋͑ṓ̸̳ͅb̷̢̻͛̔ǝ̶̳͍̏̏ ̷̟̩́̚ī̸͖̦͐ƨ̶̤̫̎̓ ̵̧̘̓̓ɿ̸̞͙͑͆ǝ̵̼͔̇͆ɒ̵̨̦̎̌l̵̢͖͒̽ì̷̖̤̾Ɉ̵̢̹͛͠γ̸̹̖̉̊ ̶̧̬͆͠ǐ̷̖̘̿Ɉ̸̱̙̋͐ƨ̵͚̳͗̏ǝ̶̠̙̀͛l̴̝̞̔̑ʇ̴͕͉̉́
Manjaro: the one who never does their homework but still gets a pass.
I use arch but don’t want people to talk to me
Endeavour: Openly has a crush on arch, but is too lazy to put effort into dating.
25000 words, high school AU enemies to lovers, hurt/comfort slash
