the worm is driving the bus, in the search of moist organic material to munch

literally everything this man does can be explained by the brain worm

He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.

I don’t see the problem, he’s been swimming in that creek his entire life and he’s fine. /s

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“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”

Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?

This is a funny distraction and prelude to the inevitable gutting of clean water regulations that he plans to do. Reminds me of the stunt pulled by the inventor of leaded gasoline and real-life Captain Planet villain Thomas Midgley (seriously, look him up) when he tried, unsuccessfully, to assure the public that TEL was safe by huffing it for a minute and pouring it over himself:

“On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for sixty seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems.” [Wikipedia link]

deep breath for this one) has speculated that he may have been exposed to the parasitic worm that ate part of his brain when he stuck his hand in the bloody mouth of a dead bear before driving with the carcass to Manhattan and abandoning it in Central Park (exhale).

That’s where the brainworms comments are from.

I hope he gets the brain eating amoeba

Maybe Animorphs was onto something with the Yeerk’s requirements.

walk without rhythm…

“Hmm. Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”

Very emblematic.