posted, without the president’s knowledge, by an aide

Bullshit. We all know he is obsessed with the gorilla channel.

Just for fun I looked up his stance on gun control. Seems like he wants to do everything he can to stop any kind of initiative there.

So for anyone keeping score:

Gender affirming care = punishable by death

Kids getting shot = A-OKAY!

Aren’t pufferfish supposed to have a noticable personality compared to most other fish? I feel like I read somewhere they can be sociable and even playful.

I sneeze multiple times when I become aroused and I have yet to encounter anyone else this happens to.

Going to Hell is getting off too easy for these people. Jfc. I want to fucking scream at the top of my lungs.

People stop at 2?

There’s absolutely no way this bloated skin sack lives another 3 years.

Why Putin seems to be so good at doing that is anyone’s guess.

Because he’s been Trump’s boss for years.

There’s absolutely no way he lives to 2028.

Stories like this are what I cling to these days. But it’s a double edged sword. We know they’ll be illegally intercepted and stopped. We know the world governments will ignore it. But seeing good people refuse to sit by idly is still powerful. I know I’m just some guy, but I’d love to be there with them. I wear my “FEED GAZA” shirt but it feels like nothing in comparison.

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature.

I just see a pair of tits. I can’t tell if I’m missing the joke or getting the joke.

That was fascinating to read, thank you!

I’m more of an Emergent Time/Timeline Curve theory guy. The others are cool for sci-fi and stuff but I just can’t conceive of that being how it works.

Closed Loop Theory seems like too cheeky of an explanation. It’s basically a bait and switch. Like: “What if you did thing? But then DIDN’T do thing!” with the answer being “actually you did but just later”. To be fair though isn’t the theory really just saying the universe will correct itself somehow?

Also since you seem knowledgeable on this, something I’ve always wondered about: is their any theory centered around our frame of reference having a past but not a future? As in we’re blazing the trail forward like an ice breaker ship for everyone else to follow? There’s probably a million fundamental laws of the universe that makes that impossible.

Sorry, I’m not very smart, but I do kinda love this stuff.

I’ve read your message and the OPs like 5 times and I still have no idea what is being described… I might be stupid.

His future self showed his past self the lottery numbers through the open window

Got it. We’re good so far.

but he closes the window, so his future self can’t show them to his past self.

This is what I’m stuck on. So he didn’t actually? I get the irony of saying a paradox doesn’t make sense but I’m not even following the thought experiment. His future self opens a window and says “Hey, get some paper and a pen, I’ve got some winning lottery numbers for you!” and his past self goes “Oh boy!” and then immediately CLICK (closes the portal) before ever being shown the numbers.

Could it be restated to say he gets the numbers from his future self but then 30 years later just forgets to do the same thing for his past self?

“Hmm. Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”

I’ll bet you Putin knows precisely what’s going on.