I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
mermaids and their songs are confusing
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I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
I don’t want to wrestle her but I’d like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.
There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.
In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
Dun-dun.
You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?
Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami
Who was in the bikini?
Yes
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?
I feel there’s more to this story we’re missing here. …but damn, I’d wrestle her any day…
I just looked, it’s fake. I still stand by my song.
What’s the crime?
Fighting an endangered animal? Swimming in probably boat lanes.
Come on guys.
choke me mommy
One is left wandering what a manatee in a bikini was doing in a public park…
Well… Who won?
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