MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIt's like her friends joking about body count and your date tries to change the subject.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1197
arrow-up1197imageIt's like her friends joking about body count and your date tries to change the subject.lemmy.worldMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square11linkfedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month ago“Thirty Seven.” awkward pause, “Wait. which body count were we talking about? the sex one, or the literal one? Oh. uh. forget what i just said. I’m still a virgin.”
minus-squareForbo@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month ago“Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!”
“Thirty Seven.” awkward pause, “Wait. which body count were we talking about? the sex one, or the literal one? Oh. uh. forget what i just said. I’m still a virgin.”
In a row?
“Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!”