we call it “fart with gravy”
A stuffed fart or fart with a tail.
Played the trump card early.
I mean…it’s a fairly recent addition. In fact I think you may have coined it right here.
Also, I’m stealing that.
I think I did. If there’s a prior source out there, I might have heard and forgotten it though. Happy to share in either case.
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damn, I can’t handle the Internet.
Shart.
Da kam Land mit = that came with soil
Schurz = shartFeuchter Furz - wet fart
I’m not from Britain but I’ve heard the phrase “touching cloth” from over there.
Is it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?
That’s correct. In this scenario there is still time
I’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.
“A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks”
One is more disastrous than the other.
There’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker
“I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth”
“But sir-”
“On my table, Cloth!”
I’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading
A Trump press conference
Fart with gravy??? Oh man. Please never invite me to Thanksgiving dinner at hour house!!! At the very least my potatoes will be DRY!
“Péter au jus” for a French spin on it.
Funnily enough, Peter is the German version of Pierre.
Both names come from the same word (Petrus or Petros meaning rock). As you might expect, German “fist” and French “péter” for “fart” are distant cousins too: “pezd-” -> “fistiz” -> “vist” -> “fist” or “pezd-” -> “peditum” -> “pét” -> “péter”.
I love etymology! In terms of PIE that means that in “Peter farted five times during fisting.”, 4 words have the same root.
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It “was a bit wet”, or “I sharted”
Wow, I didn’t know😍
I sharted in maths once, had to walk all the way home holding my wet trousers away from my arse. Good times!
I only sharted at home when I was sleeping. All my other stories are about peeing, unfortunately. Sometimes I just want a little warmth again😔
Ä furz mit fransle
A fart with a fringe
The act of following through
Fart with “land”.
Hilarious! if you don’t mind me asking, what is the country of origin?
Germany. More common in middle and northern part of the country I think.
Feuchter Furz
Wet fart
Or:
Da kam Land mit
It cames with ground/land
Government
Pète-sauce (gravy fart) in Québec
