alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIs there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?message-squaremessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up133file-text
arrow-up133message-squareIs there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square39linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoI’m not from Britain but I’ve heard the phrase “touching cloth” from over there.
minus-squareRimu@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoIs it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?
minus-squaremisery mansion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThat’s correct. In this scenario there is still time
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.
minus-squaredjdarren@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago“A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks” One is more disastrous than the other.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThere’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month ago“I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth” “But sir-” “On my table, Cloth!”
minus-squareSilverFlame@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agoI’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading
I’m not from Britain but I’ve heard the phrase “touching cloth” from over there.
Is it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?
That’s correct. In this scenario there is still time
I’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.
“A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks”
One is more disastrous than the other.
There’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker
“I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth”
“But sir-”
“On my table, Cloth!”
I’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading