• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    … major Cave Johnson vibes from this one.

    Maybe you’ll get superpowers, maybe your blood will turn into gasoline. Not sure. Science!

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      I was a fan of the TV show Oz, so while playing portal 2 all I was hearing was the disembodied voice of unhinged neo-nazi Hank Schillnger

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    Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?

    The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.

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    Typical traditional Chinese “medicine”. May I interest you in an egg hard-boiled in the urine of a baby boy to bring you much vigor in the bedroom?